Jeff E

        "I can't count"
        "It has something to do with something"
        "3 ... Is that in hex?"
        "I'm around planet 'this one'"
        "Actually, Kilrathi don't like milk, and they hate the stereotype"
        "Chunk"
        "They only have muggers in New York."
        "It's so weird.  Oh my god.  There's something out there."
        "It's on page 'really close to the beginning'"
        "This version should be takeable upable to QA"
        "Do you have to slobber all over my monitors?"
        "You're the -worst- wingman"
        "I've got a planet SpeedLight.  No, wait.  That's me."
        "It's been an hour since I called him half a minute ago."
        "I knew what I was doing when I did it."
        "I want to lay down on the floor and become James."

Jeff G

        "We're not in Cartesia, I guess"
        "You don't have to worry about the hand (in the cockpit) taking damage"
        "This is some arbitrary 0"
        "fwrote().  That's the past tense of fwrite()"
        "It's trying to attack itself."
        "Its probably right...Maybe."
        "... uh, which way do the slashes go in dos?"
        "How do you start off a bug with 'Actually'?"
        "No, you're -my- wingman"
        "Have you told her you broke both your wrists yet?"
        "We don't only create worlds, we create miracles!"

Whitney

        "Make space dust stay crunchy in milk"
        "Man, do some programming once in a while"


Chuck:

        "It should be infinite.  up to 26, i think."
        "It looks like somebody bled in them."
        "They would have lost near memory in 32-bit ..."
        "Don't you just wish sometimes there was a way to torture computers"
        "I don't have a quotes file"
        "I've actually tested my cat"
        "I feel a hack coming on"
        "If you plug a UPS into itself, would it still beep?"
        "I don't think I've ever been called 'facist' before."

        
Damon:

        "You could tell that was a chair... I must be a good artist!"
        "... at the speed of really quickly ..."
        "What is a JetPlane?"
        "Shut up and write it down."
        "It rotates once every lunar dealie."

John Reeme:

        "What's that spinning round thing?"


Dan:

        "160 Frames per second!"
        "The programmers drag me down there and beat my ass ..."
        "I need a cup as big as Todd's."
        "It's pretty scary when you ambush yourself."


Marc:
        "I've been kicked off the net more times by the design team than
         anyone else!"


Jen:
        "Pressing echo on is doubling my characters"
        "I lost the chicken somewhere."

James:  
        "Do not feed the programmers!"